Why do we have shitty days?

I got up this morning on the wrong side of the bed and I can tell you that things have gone down from there. I started doing site support before I had coffee or a piece of toast. I’m wondering if I had done things differently, maybe I’d be in a better mood.

Truthfully, I’m pretty much always in a good mood so the rare days that I have the can’t help its seem much worse than they really are. I’ve tried thinking a happy thought for 17 seconds and I smiled for 3 seconds and then I went right back to feeling pissy again.

Someone suggested that I should look at peaceful photographs. All I saw were pictures of places I’d like to visit — without me in them.

Someone else suggested that I meditate. How can you meditate when all you really want to do is throw rocks?

What are your tricks for getting out of a shitty mood?

I think there’s a lot to agree with in this idea that men and women in many instances approach their sexuality from totally opposite points of view. A man sees a woman and he instantly wonders how she’d be in bed. Don’t be surprised that women wonder the same thing but it’s way more complicated for them. Whether it’s our basic genetic programming or it’s our upbringing, women usually want to know a lot more about a man before she has sex with them. Some men just want to know if she’s breathing.

How does a guy have half a chance at getting laid? It’s really quite easy. If you know that a woman wants to talk before jumping in the sack, talk to her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Then 9 times out of 10, she’ll make the moves on you.