Is your sex life boring?

boring sex lifeDo you wish something would happen to put excitement back into your sex life? Do you find yourself more often than not sitting in front in the TV or computer screen when you could be hanging off the chandelier naked?

In the event you answered yes to either of these questions, you’re not alone. In a recent study nearly 2/3 of the ladies interviewed who’d been married or attached for more than five but less than 10 years said their sex life was boring. More than 25% of the women in the study said their entire lives were boring.

Why not attempt new sexual positions to guide spice up your hum drum sex life? Too many couples have intercourse primarily in the missionary position – and many tell us this is the ONLY position they ever use. In the past it was thought that the missionary position was very good for deep penetration to allow the sperm to hit their target for conception. Sadly, as a result, a lot of women don’t get off because they get no clitoral stimulation from the missionary position. For women with a shortened vagina the missionary position can occasionally be really painful and uncomfortable. Postmenopausal women can experience painful sexual intercourse if they have vaginal dryness or thinning of the vaginal wall. I know this sounds disgusting but I promise you, you’ll be old one day too.

Several ladies, me included, truly like being on top. It allows me to control my own orgasm and determine the speed at which things happen.

If it’s time to have a lot more than same old same old quickie – get creative. Try spooning or a fancy Kama Sutra position where you’ll feel like a pretzle made of rubber. The best bit is that you’re doing it together and there’s a joining of mind and body in love, passion and laughter.

In the event you or your partner have any mobility issues like those with chronic arthritis, bone and/or joint illness or any other condition that would hinder movement have, try propping up on pillows or down comforters which can be placed to to make sex not only hot and steamy but comfortable as well. Uncomfortable sex ends up being seldom sex which ends up being no sex at all.

It’s Spring — a time for renewal. Get kinky like you did in the “good old days”.

5 Comments so far

  1. Don E. Chute on June 6th, 2010

    I have a question for you.

    I am 51 years old, divorced, fairly good looking, disabled(just the upper body) everything works below, guy.

    How the hell do I meet a sexy old broad?

    PLU!

  2. SexyOldBroad on June 6th, 2010

    Hi Don,

    Firstly, I would never start out any communication with “I’m disabled” because you’re limiting yourself from the get go. Why have someone judge your acceptability based on what you can and cannot do? I can’t do brain surgery but I’d never start out a friendship by telling someone that I couldn’t do that or anything.

    People are the same everywhere in the world. Make friends and nature takes care of its own. Seriously… the trick is making friends. Stephen Hawking has been married how many times? I doubt he starts out saying, “I can’t move.” Women are attracted to him for his personality and intelligence.

    You can do the same thing. Join a dating site and really participate in everything they offer. If they have blogs.. make one. If they have blogs, read them and make complimentary comments. Others will see your name in the comments and realize that, “hey, this is a nice guy.”

    If you can send comments or flirts, do that too. Post in their forums if they have them. Really, the more times someone can see your nickname/screen name the faster you’ll be seen as real and friendly.

    Hope to hear from you again,

    SexyOldBroad

  3. Grace on June 9th, 2010

    I think the best position for girls is when they are above for a deep penetration. duh/…. sorry for the bad english

  4. ramaraobobby on June 10th, 2010

    Yah, Women on top is the best posture as the women can be more active in that posture and also she can control the speed and orgasm as you mentioned. Besides being in control n all in woman’s perspective, it is also good for the man because when the women is on top, man has to be less active which prolongs his orgasm and there are more chances that by the time the women reaches the orgasm, the man will also reach the peak and explodes.

    As you might know, In ancient India, missionary posture was considered as one of the worst love making postures. Missionary posture is so called because it was known only when missionaries came to India.

  5. Evening Dresses @ Ed on June 11th, 2010

    if you have come to a place in your relationship where the sex has become routine but everything else is in place, it is my belief that you should work through it. It is easy to become addicted to the chemical rush of falling in lust with someone.

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