Bra cup size explanations
Have you ever wondered where they came up with the lettering system to describe women’s bra sizes? Well, here it is.
A – ALMOST BOOBS
B – BARELY BOOBS
C – CAN’T COMPLAIN
D – DANG
DD – DOUBLE DANG
E – ENORMOUS
F – FAKE
G – GET A REDUCTION
H – HELP ME, I CAN’T STAND UP!
If you’re an H, I feel really sorry for you.
this is sooooo funny!
Great post, Now we all know what the letter means.
In my opinion B or C is just right.
Now it all makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I know a woman who goes by the nickname K-Cup Karen.
Because they are K-Cups.
One dimension of the Hell of having the larger cup size is not so much the Scarcity of bras, but the sheer expense (no pun intended) of whatever one does find!!
Also, the unbridled envy of watching regularly-endowed women prance out of La Senza with gorgeous items for under $40 is worse than any back pain. Women of comical proportions never have 3-for-1 deals, with cherries and butterflies and lace.
It is to Sigh.
I am glad you put this up. I am happy with my dang boobs!
lol, this is hilarious! Appreciate the classification, bro.
Lycobus, you are so right. I’m sick to death of buying “industrial strength” bras. I have a friend who would never go out without a matching bra and panties all sexy and lacy. I’m just glad I’ve got a bra that can keep the puppies off the floor.
Next year.. new boobs!!
hahahah so hilarious!
Lettering system?