Don’t mess with old farts
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, ‘Oh, oh! I’m in deep shit now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?’
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’, says the leopard, ‘That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!’
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!’
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says:
‘Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!’
Moral of this story….
Don’t mess with old farts… age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Ha Ha ~ very funny
That was a good one! Thanks for the laugh.
Here’s another one. An elderly lady is looking for a parking space for her cadillac. She is easing around in a crowded parking lot and has already gone around three times. Finally she spots an open slot. She is going for it when three young guys in a red sports car zoom around her and snatch it. They hop out of their car and thumb their noses at her. “when you’re young and fast you can do that!” they say. She backs up a little, then revs the caddy and smashes into their sports car. Backs up again, smashes it again. Several times until the sports car is completely flattened. The guys are just standing there dumbfounded. She gets out of her car, now parked on top of their car and says,
“When you’re old and rich you can do that.”
Thanks for that, it made my day!
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Rock On Cuddles!!
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That was so funny! I loved it. Very smart pooch!
Excellent!! LMAO
That was a great story! And Colleen, I recall seeing the exact story you’re talking about in (I THINK!) “Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe” – Kathy Bates was the rich old broad. Great stories!!
xx
Anita
This is a story so exhilarating and the moral is better than the story.. beware of these old farts!
A good one.. cheers…. kunjubi
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