I get the best mail

Spammers are getting a sense of humor. :)

Now that you’ve found a gal that’s hot
You wanna plough her dripping twat.

She’s full of passion, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?

Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a dong she would adore!

But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!

You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!

Your shaft will pound her poon so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this wonder-pi’ll
And change your life at your own will!

Honest, don’t you feel better for reading that?

4 Comments so far

  1. Sara on November 17th, 2007

    Honestly? I little better, but also a little scared.

  2. The Dating Zone on November 22nd, 2007

    You have a great blog!
    Keep up the great blogging!

  3. Jay on November 27th, 2007

    LOL! well, i guess it beats the regular “enlarge your penis size to please her in bed!” emails lol

    Jay
    DatMoney.com
    DatCurious.com

  4. Mindy on November 29th, 2007

    ROFL, that’s the most amusing spam I’ve read.

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