WHY YOUR DOG IS THE PERFECT VALENTINE
(for the guys!)

* Dogs don’t mind if you’re running late. (In fact the later you are, the more excited they’ll be to see you).

* Dogs would be thrilled with a $5 hamburger for dinner.

* Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

* Dogs love it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

* Dogs think picking up your smelly socks is a fun task.

* Dogs don’t have a problem with excessive back hair.

* Dogs love it when all your buddies come over.

* Dogs think your singing is great.

WHY YOUR CAT IS THE PERFECT VALENTINE
(for the girls!)

* Cats will never be late for dinner.

* Cats mature as they grow older.

* Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.

* Cats love it when you go shopping.

* Cats always look well-groomed first thing in the morning.

* Cats can fend for themselves when left home alone.

* Cats never leave a trace of their toileting habits.

* Cats are cute (not annoying) when they sleep all day on the couch.

* Cats are easier to house-train.


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If you are lacking in the fireworks department, you’ve got a brand new year to start over! Wave all the bad experiences goodbye and turn over a new leaf. If you haven’t tried an adult dating site and you’re looking for companionship or a relationship, I invite you to check out SexyAds.com. It’s not for kids and the average age of the members is 35. You won’t see sexy stuff unless you ask for it, so it’s safe to have a look.

Within minutes you could find yourself chatting with people from next door or from across the world. Liven up your life and meet new people. Online dating has gone mainstream and people around the world have accepted it as a legitimate way of meeting new friends.

Everyone knows the goal is to meet on an actual live dates where there is physical and verbal contact but meeting online makes it really easy - especially if you’re on the shy site. You deal with one person at a time and have plenty of time to think about what to say next, unlike meeting a stranger in person for the first time. You don’t have to worry about looks either. It’s the words that come across to show what kind of people you are, what values you have, what interests you share.

Don’t spend another year without a hottie in your life. I’m convinced there is someone special for everyone. Take charge of your life and make something wonderful happen this year.


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To all of my friendly readers, I wish you the best Christmas ever and I hope that Santa fills your stockings to overflowing and that the budget isn’t blown in the process.

Remember — sex is still free and feels better than any present you can buy!

SexyOldBroad