Honesty on the net
Honesty is always important, even over the net. Sure you get the feeling of anonymity so you can play out fantasies but if you’re seriously looking for a partner, honesty is the best policy. Imagine that you lied about your looks, your job, where you live, etc.. and then you find out later that you’re really stuck on this person. Then what?
At SexyAds I know of 3 instances where this happened and all 3 of the people who lied, eventually “virtually died” and came back as a truthful person. Weird, I know, but they had no idea how to admit they’d lied.
The box office
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, ‘Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ‘
When the attendant came by he said ‘Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?’
‘Yes,’! said the attendant, ‘In fact, this entire crew is female.’
‘My God,’ he said, ‘I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don’t know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.’
‘That’s another thing, Sergeant,’ said the crew member, ‘We No Longer Call It The Cockpit’
‘It’s The Box Office.’
Why women move to Florida
You’ve all wondered, I know. I do know the answer!
They grow on TREES!!!
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