Red or Black
Someone asked me this morning whether I liked red or black. Red’s always been my favorite color so red it was. She told me that meant I was a slutty horndog. While that’s never bothered me in the past, I wondered why red meant that.
She showed me.
Now these look really nice, don’t they? I began to wonder that perhaps I had chosen badly because these bike racers were wearing tight lycra outfits. You know the kind I’m talking about. That’s why women all watch bicycle racing. It’s not because we like to watch them race down hills and slog up hills… no no no. It’s the lycra shorts.
With every step on the pedal, their equipment flops from side to side.
Oh come on, tell me you haven’t watched it happen? If you say you haven’t I’ll think you’re telling a big fib.
Ok, so now we should get to why I’m a slutty horndog for choosing red over black.
Well, hellooooo boys. What are you giving me for Christmas??
Ha! Ha! No wander ladies like to watch cyclist! Have a nice day!
Hi! The bottom photo reveals the up’s and down’s of cycling. Oh! It’s not a good look! But having said that, I’m just a mere male; What would I know! – regards Peter
I’ll stick to the mountain bike, and baggy shorts.
Ha! You crack me up! RED!!! =)
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the red is interesting
Ha ha ha! This is why Tour de France is such a popular event!