So much spam

I don’t know about you but I’m just sick to death of the spam mail about penis enlargement pills or gadgets or whatever it is that makes your penis as long as the garden hose. I’m also sick of cialis and viagra ads in my mailbox. I really don’t think if I took either one of those that I could stay hard all night long. Not without a penis implant!

As I was deleting about 35 spam mails for a bigger penis or a harder penis my mind started to wander. If I could take a couple of pills and turn into a man, would I do it?

I’m very comfortable as a woman. I like having soft skin and I like nurturing and spoiling my husband, but.. if I could try it for a day, hell yes I’d try it.

Would you change sex if you could?

Back to spam.

I think if I acted on every email from the wife of some dead diplomat in Nigeria, Ivory Coast or probably most any African country I would have enough money to buy and sell you three times over. Just in today’s mail I could have easily had $500,000 from Mrs. Verne Tobali and all I need to do is give her my bank details and the money is mine. How easy is that? I don’t know why I distrust them, after all the email said, “Dearest Beloved One” after all. She must know me well.

7 Comments so far

  1. Richmond on September 19th, 2007

    Most of my spam are selling viagra or toradol(a pain reliever)and teen rapes.

  2. 2ThePoint on September 20th, 2007

    Yep, I get more spam than non-spam. The only way to get rid of it is to upgrade my account and I’m not sure I’m feeling irritated enough to part with my money.

    Talking about being a man, I once had a dream that I was one. And I was having sex with a woman on the boardroom table. It felt SO real. I had all the sensations in my groin area – even when I woke up. Weird. But kinda nice :-)

  3. mauniejames3 on September 21st, 2007

    would I be a man if I could? Hmmmmm only if I could go back and forth…I’d like to be a man for preperation and cleanup of thanksgiving…or for all Christmas shopping….how about planning and packing for a trip..what about going for a job…and last but not least childbirth…I
    would still like to carry the baby…I loved being pregnant…my computer guy installed something for 25 or 30 dollars and no spam..

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  5. cookingdummies on September 24th, 2007

    Hi, do you know how to stop those spam mail. I got about 3-4 a day about winning a lottery or inheritage of money from the death.

  6. SpiralButterfly on September 24th, 2007

    Haha! Yeah, I’d like to be a man sometimes, but for the most part, I (like you) love being a woman when it comes to affairs of the heart. But yeah, it would be nice to be a man for a DAY, (or something UN-permanent), just to see what the sex felt like! As for the Nigerian scam spam…I get at LEAST one of those per day…sometimes up to THREE!!! I remember several years ago, when I got my first one…I got rather excited about it, until I put “Nigeria” and “scam” into a search engine…LOL! Phew!

  7. BillyWarhol on September 25th, 2007

    LOLLLLLLL

    Gmail Filters most of that Spam for me but once in a while I’ll see whass in the Drain for a Laff!

    Of course unlike most other men who are no doubt Half my Size + Not Struttin’ Around with a 72 Hour 12 Inch Hard On I guess they gotta take a lil somethin’ somethin’ to Keep da Ladies Sassified!!

    ;PPP

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