The box office
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, ‘Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ‘
When the attendant came by he said ‘Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?’
‘Yes,’! said the attendant, ‘In fact, this entire crew is female.’
‘My God,’ he said, ‘I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don’t know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.’
‘That’s another thing, Sergeant,’ said the crew member, ‘We No Longer Call It The Cockpit’
‘It’s The Box Office.’
That’s brilliantly funny! I wonder what they would call it if it were a cross between a cockpit and a box ofice. Hmm!
Enjoyed that! Clever!
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Man, you could play a game of football in the belly of a C-5 !!!
haha…this is good
ROFL! That just cracked me up! Keep up the good work!
… that was beautiful!
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Thanks! I got a good chuckle out of that.
That’s funny, every time I come to your site from entrecard I read your posts they are just funny…LMAO every time..Thanks..
I love it. I needed a good giggle this morning. Thank you.
LMAO! Good one!!
hahahhaaa….good one.
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