The funny side of sex
The Inuit Eskimos certainly got it right when their word for sex means “laughing in bed.” When most people describe their ideal partner it’s “funny, sexy, good sense of humor…” so do you laugh and enjoy yourself during sex? If you’re always really serious about sex, try one of these new positions - upgrades from the old Kama Sutra book of love.
Cowboy Style - Once you’ve started having sex, tell her that her sister was a better lay and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Snail Mail Style - Like cyber or phone sex but it takes longer and one usually loses interest.
Plumber Style - Stay in all day and still nobody comes.
Corpse Style - Get on do the job and get off without waking her up.
Tavern Style - Liquor at the front and poker in the rear.
Doggie Style - The woman rolls over and the man begs.
Redneck Style - Pants at your knees and shoes still on.
Big Mac Style - Put a quarter pounder between her buns.
Frigid Style - He lays there and she lays there and nothing happens.
Interview Style - You lie and cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.
Question Style - Where you often have to ask, “is it in yet?”
Sports Sex - The female tries to mount the male while he’s watching his favorite football team. Imagination and flexibility is a definite plus.
Personal Development Style - Do it yourself.
Hallway Style - As you pass in the hallway you say, “fuck you.”
Billiard Style - Take his stick and move the balls around til something goes in a hole.
Football Style - Always try to come from behind.
Chicken Style - Always go for the biggest cock.
6.9 Style - A great position screwed by a period.
Orange Style - Playboy magazine, porn video and a bag of Cheetohs.
Bomb Style - Before he wakes up she blows the hell out of him.
Make Believe Style - You imagine sexual things you’d love to do and then tell your friends you’ve done them.
Hacker Style - Always use the back door.
Golfer Style - Give the balls a good whack, chase around in the bush for a while and make several attempts at the hole.
Pinnochio Style - Sit on his face while he tells lies.
77 Style - Same as 69 but you ate more times.
Electrician Style - Lie about the size of the job.
Iraq Style - He’s got a weapon of mass destruction but she can’t find it.
Loner Style - Your lover comes with her own automatic inflater.
Leave a comment with YOUR favorite style!
LOL! I really want to see what happens if you say a girl that her sister was a better lay…
Hehe, a realy funny post - and side
Keep on blogging! I will visite you later again.
This was funny! I didn’t know what to expect when I came to your blog, but I am pleasantly surprised. Thanks for lightening up my day.
Also, thanks for visiting my blog. I hope you’ll return soon. There’s a wonderful little love story there today.
Well in my language (Igbo), our word/s for sex mean 2 things:
1) ‘the things that animals do’
2) ‘let’s drink each other’
Favorite style? Personal Development! Yeah, baby!
Ahahaha.”LOL” I like this one.Great sex positions to be laugh at. Please visit my blog.. I have also a sexy jokes category on my blog.Thanks!
“Penis: the bone of contentment.”
This gave me a great chuckle. Your site is very amusing and I will be back.
i like this post… my favorite…?? hmm billiard style maybe