Weird people
For those of you who have blogs or websites of your own, have you ever looked at what terms people enter in search engines to find you? There are some seriously odd people out there, I swear.
I was having a look through my Google analytics this morning and I nearly dropped my teeth. Ok, my teeth don’t come out but if they did, I’d have surely dropped them. The first term was
Tickle her til she peed
I’ve never written about this so why did that hit come to me? I don’t know. That’s not the important point though. WHY would anyone search for that? Feeling guilty perhaps? If a man tickled me I’d dump him anyway but if he wouldn’t stop and he made me pee, I’d go after him and take him down. So if it was you searching for that term, take a hike!
Big mushroom head sexual pleasure
Now I’m POSITIVE that I have never written anything about that, ever. To be honest, I don’t think I’ve ever even thought about that phrase in my whole life and I’m pretty old. Is this a gay guy maybe? It must be because I don’t think any of my female friends would ever talk about big mushroom head sexual pleasure.
Here’s another one.. it makes you wonder where these people work, doesn’t it? I mean could you imagine working in the next cubicle to someone who searched for
Scary women sex
Seriously, what sort of person wants a scary woman to have sex with? If you’re wondering, I haven’t written anything about THAT either!
Finally, here’s one that I can relate to and it makes sense, however I have no idea where I have said this phrase on my site. It fits me though!
Just a little bit naughty
haha…this a funny
I wish I knew how to do this. I can only imagine what search would be done to stumble onto my site.
LOL , its very funny to imagine
I get a lot of hits on “Granny Gallery.” My mother, whom we call “Granny” paints and I have some of her work on my site.
Most people, I’m certain, are looking for porn featuring mature women.
Sometimes I just sit staring at my web analytics too. For a while I ranked on the first or second page for “poor sites” because of a post I wrote, lol.
I took a look just for you. Here are some of the key phrases I found:
sildenafil
kaufen
fioricet
hydrocodone
Now… The 4 first words I am sure I have never used, because I have no idea what they mean, but they had several hits to my site, not one or two, but several. Go figure.
how to prove you love somebody
This I blogged about but not answering the question. I was trying to prove to the Australian government that I do love one of their citizens.
gay blogs finland australia 2008 july
This, as a phrase is pretty interesting. I’ve probably used all of these words but not together.
thongs for preteens
Yeah. And how did they end up on my site, I have no idea.
this is some funny stuff! hahaha tickle till she peed…
tickle her til she peed?????? REALLY?????? WHAT were they searching for???? (I may have to search that, just to see what comes up!)
It is amazing what you can learn when you take the time to look at the stats.
This is my first time to your blog. I love it.