What IS it about size?

I was scanning ads this morning and I noticed there were more than 5 ads from men who seemed to be apologizing for the size of their penises.

“My dick is only 5 1/2″ long but it’s really fat to make up for its shortness,” is one I read. I just wanted to put my arms around him and tell him that as long as his dick is bigger than a champagne cork, it’s not about the size. Very few women (and none that I’ve met personally) have sex with a dick. It’s ALWAYS attached to a man. It’s how the man uses the dick, it’s what he says to make her feel sexy, it’s how he touches her and it’s probably a lot more things but the size of the penis is not the most important thing for most women.

I have never ever seen a woman say, “My pussy is really big and loose but I have a great personality that makes up for it,” or “My pussy is very very small so sex won’t be much fun with me.” I see women who are apologetic about the lack of boobage size or the extra padding on the backside. I’ve never seen a man say, “I’ve got a huge beer belly, but I’m a lot of fun.”

I’ve often wondered if women who require a man with a huge dick have very poor vaginal muscle control so a big dick feels better. To them I say, “get thee kegeling!” Don’t yell at me if I’m wrong. I’ve got one of those vagina things myself and size has never been as important as how sexy I feel when I’m with the guy it’s attached to.

Personally I wouldn’t want to know anything about the size of a man’s penis before he says hello to me. If I like him, there’s always time to learn about his penis and if I don’t like him, why bother?