Would you answer these personal ads?
Every once in a while I cover for one of the support staff and that’s what I’ve done for much of the day today. (Nobody ever needs a day off during the week but weekends - there’s often a drama.) I can’t get over what some people write as an advertisement to lure a prospective partner.
I like haveing if your in get messy or mudy or like to go fishing let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only wouldn’t I respond to it but frankly I haven’t any idea what it means, other than the fishing. He’s probably a lovely guy but he’ll get nowhere with an ad like that.
laddies I have the best toung so you sweat things start writing
Hold me back! I might be a sweat thing but geez.. we offer them a spell checker and they’re too lazy to use it. We even turn it on by default.
I am seeking man which love me forever and is kind and have good job and I will take care of him and be sex with him
Can you say scammer? Why men fall for these I don’t know. We delete them every time we see them and we read every ad so not many get by us. I can imagine a smoky room full of men in Kiev all creating ads on every dating site imaginable and then telling the respondents how badly they need a new pair of jeans or perfume or need money to help their sick child. Bleh!
Most people on dating sites are people who you see at the grocery store or the beauty salon.. they’re real. They have bumps and blemishes and they’re quite wonderful. Just use your head and please - I really mean please, read your ad before you hit the final submit. You’ll thank me later.
Yes yes! But can you give good advise on what I SHOULD write. I am honestly stumped. I am even thinking of running an entrecard contest for points on the person who will write the best text for my online personal.
OH…I just noticed MY typo. HA!
I read posts on Craigslist. I started actually hoping to meet someone. Now I just read for a laugh. Most are pretty awful. Does not give much hope for ever meeting anyone.
Hello! Glad to hear that you are well-supervised by Jack Russell Security Inc! Pepper has some great JR buddies down in the Bay Area. Pictures in her earlier blog posts:
http://sonomadoggybloggy.blogspot.com/2005/03/peppers-jack-parson-russell-terrier.html
And here is Ginger!
http://storyboardproductions.com/media/ginger.html
Ginger is quite a pistol.
Thanks for the comment - and so glad you enjoyed the poem!!! Bonnie and Pepper
That one on the top, the fishing expert. Damn, that is truly bloody hilarious!